Bang your ... um ... head?

Here at the ol’ MarlinBlog, we’ve been accused over the years of having something of an Alessandra Ambrosio obsession. Given the number of appearances she’s made just as our Eye Candy selection, it’s hard to defend. But can you really blame us?

Here’s Ale hanging out on the beach in St. Barth earlier this week as part of the latest Victoria’s Secret catalog shoot. Now we all knew she could rock the bikini, but who knew she could just flat-out rock? I mean seriously – have you ever seen a better Ozzy Osbourne/ Gene Simmons impression? All she needs is a little more facepaint or a headless bat and she’s ready for trick or treat.

Fortunately enough for you, dear reader, we’re the ones getting the treat this time …