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05/22/2006: "Too Much Time On Her Hands"

Could someone please find a role for Heather Locklear? It doesn't need to be much, just something to keep her off the streets for a while ...

The actress is evidently upset that her estranged husband, Bon Jovi guitarist Richie Sambora, has hooked up with Denise Richards, the estranged wife of Charlie Sheen. Denise was at home minding her own business the other day when she heard Bon Jovi's "Livin' on a Prayer" playing from the street outside. She peeked through a window and saw Heather and a girlfriend in her car with the song blasting. Heather and her friend thought their prank was hilarious. Denise called the stunt "very high school."

They say celebrites are just like us, but I disagree. 'Cuz when I parked outside blasting Marvin Gaye's "Let's Get It On," all I got was a restraining order ...