05/31/2006: "Ben Affleck is Not Tough"
I'm not usually one to poke fun at someone's medical condition, but I just couldn't let this one slide. According to news reports, actor Ben Affleck, known for a series of "tough guy" roles, was hospitalized Monday due to a migraine headache.
Now I understand that migraines can be a bitch - I get them myself - and can put a real crimp in your style. But I can't imagine the migraine so bad you need your wife to drive you to the ER. C'mon, Ben - sack up!
You don't suppose it's an attempt to get a little sympathetic publicity on the eve of his directorial debut, do you? Nah ...