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08/04/2006: "Doing My Part, Pt. 2"

All of us here in LaLa Land like to wax poetic about how we once had two football teams and now have none. It is inevitable that we'll get another, and I'm doing my part to "advance scout" some potential starters for the squad.

I thought I'd found us a pretty good quarterback a few weeks back, but a dark horse has arisen in the form of Kendra Wilkinson, famous as one of the Girls Next Door. She looks to have the talent and she definitely has the form.

Unfortunately, she's still under contract to the Playboy team. I'll have to see what we can dangle as trade bait, but what can you offer an 80-yr old man with three blonde twenty-something girlfriends? You can't even try more blondes, 'cause he used to have seven!.

I'll see what I can do to try and bring KW into the fold. In the meantime, I thought you all could use the weekend to check out her form ...