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09/05/2006: "Ooh - I Smell a Catfight ... or something ..."

For reasons known only to her, original AI Kelly Clarkson doesn't like being compared to a porn star. She recently sold her $60K hot pink Ford Mustang when she learned that adult film actress Alana Evans owned an identical model.

"She was upset that I had the same car and threw a big fit," says Evans, star of "Britney Rears 3" and host of "Private Calls," Playboy's weekly radio show on Sirius. "It's insulting because she doesn't even know me. I thought, 'What kind of American Idol is this?' It's funny because when Kelly had the car, some of my friends saw her and asked me, 'Who was that fat brunette driving your car?' "

Meeeeeoooow!!

The really interesting part is that Clarkson is the voice of the new Ford advertising campaign, and they're tied together for the release of her upcoming album. In what I assumed was an unrelated story, Bill Ford has offered to resign as CEO. I sense a glizy scandal forming ...

UPDATE: Wow - that didn't take long! Ford just announced they've hired a new CEO - and it's one of our Boeing guys, Alan Mulally! Now I'm really pissed at Kelly ...