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09/20/2006: "Eye Candy - Long Weekend Version"

I'll be offshore fishing starting tomorrow, so it will be a while before there is another entry. That means whatever I put in this final post will be the one thing you'll be forced to look at for the next few days. Man - that's a lot of pressure to put on a guy.

Fortunately, I think I have the answer. In keeping with the idea of recruiting new players for our future NFL team, I've invited Lisa Dergan to try out. You might remember Lisa from her appearances on Fox Sports Net - particularly "The Best Damn Sports Show Period" - or as Playboy's Miss July in 1998. You might even know her as the wife of Scott Podsednik of the Chicago White Sox - who will hereafter be referred to as "that lucky bastard". But I'm sure after this, you'll remember her every time you shower.

Now I should admit that this photo is a couple of years old, and I can't guarantee she still looks quite so hot. However, I've volunteered my shower should she wish to update the portfolio. I'll let you know if she takes me up on it ... just in case Hell does freeze over.

Anyway, this should get you through the weekend. Try to stay out of trouble, OK?