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09/29/2006: "Not Your Father's Eye Candy"
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You remember music in the early Nineties, right? Big hair, loud guitar, crappy fashion? Everyone wanted the next big concept video, thinking it would make up for the music ... not! The common thread was that the plot made no sense, and every video had to have a babe - or school of babes - in some measure of undress. There was even a group of women who did nothing but make videos (think Tawny Kitaen and Bobbie Brown ...)
Of course, some bands got it right - good music, classic babe. At the head of the list? Guns and Roses, and the video for "November Rain". High concept video, awesome song, and Sports Illustrated uber-babe Stephanie Seymour. Never could figure out just why she had to die in the end, but hey - it's art, right? Making even less sense was her dating singer Axl Rose for a while after that - or him breaking up with her!
If you've seen Axl lately, you already know that time hasn't treated him well. He's fifteen years older, thirty pounds heavier, and a cartoonish reminder of who he once was. But what about Stephanie? I'm happy to report that having children and doing the whole soccer mom thing has left her, well ... fine! Here's the proof. She's gonna be 40 next July - I guess it's all in the genes ... or jeans. Whatever it is, she's your Weekend Eye Candy. Remember, just click on the photo for extra milfy goodness!
