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10/05/2006: "Suddenly ... You're Not Half the Man You Used to Be ..."
I know how it is, guys ... er, that is, I've been told how it is. You get a little older, settled in your routine, when it hits you - I'm just not the maverick in the bedroom I used to be. You wonder if that special lady in your life is getting her money's worth, as it were. You want to spice things up and nothing says "You're special, babe" like a new sexual position , but you worry - should I really bend the old lady into a pretzel only to find out I don't fully understand The Piledriver?
Not to worry - here at the ol' MB we've got you covered ...
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Introducing the Karmasheetra - the first bedcovering that doubles as a sexual education tool! Just pick your favorite position, put your parts on the blue spots (and hers on the pink) and get 'er done!
Personally, I'd check to see if the chiropractor visit you'll need afterward is covered by your health insurance before you place the order ... 
