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11/13/2006: "Maybe She Hasn't Bottomed Out After All ..."

Last week, we talked about Britney Spears' decision to file for divorce, and shared our hope that perhaps she'd had her moment of clarity and was on the road to recovery of her life and career. Well, maybe not ...

Let's pretend you've been in a coma for the last five years, and awake with no knowledge of what she's been up to in her life. No marriage(s), no kids, no sloppy junk food binges. To you, she's still the teen pop queen singing, "Hit me baby, one more time."

You see this picture of Brit taken yesterday as she continues her "I'm free!" tour, and decide to play the kid's game "What's Wrong With This Picture?" Click on the image to play along at home:

- It's November 12th, but she's wearing a Santa hat. Bonus points if you notice she's wearing it over some kind of ballcap.

- It's night, but she's wearing sunglasses. How Corey Hart ...

- Her left boob, sensing a paparazzi moment, has escaped her blue metallic bra and is on the lam, headed, no doubt, for her knees.

- Most celebutants carry a Sidekick or Crackberry in their hands (because their purses are too small for both the drugs and the phone). Britney, however, has singles and what appears to be a Snickers bar. Of course, it could be a Milky Way ...

- Since she has her money in her hand, we'll assume that the item over her shoulder isn't a purse and is in fact a feedbag.

I could go on about the liposuctioned tummy, the skirt, the fishnets, but why - it's just piling on.

And the freefall continues ...