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02/23/2007: "Eye Candy - Oscar Style"

So they'll be handing out the little gold guys Sunday at the Kodak Theater, but c'mon - do we really care? Sure, it's interesting to see if you got your guesses right, but I know the real reason people watch - the hotties in the gowns.

It's the same thing every year around this time. Every woman who's anyone - or hopes to be - will schmooze the designers and claw the other girls to get a chance to wear the most memorable gown. Add a hundred grand worth of diamonds and an itty-bitty purse, and you're ready to go!

What can they possibly hold in those purses anyway? Oh yeah ... that's right!

Anyway, as part of our effort to get you ready for the big night, here's Salma Hayak displaying her ... assets ... on the red carpet at a past ceremony.

Bring on the popcorn!

Replies: 2 Comments

On Friday, February 23rd, rjakana said:

Thanks Stan, I'll BITE that.

On Monday, February 26th, I'm_with_Ron_banana said:

well, I knew Senorita Hayek is statue-sque , if only from "Dusk til Dawn" and "El Mariachi", but I suspect the bra she is wearing there is a Howard Hughes design, and could be a good, solid base for a very long outrigger !

Mmmmm, natural and yet with artifice as well. Evolution has reached a Zenith (or maybe its only a point of inflection)