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03/23/2007: "You See Bait ... I See Eye Candy"
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I take a lot of crap about the MarlinBlog, most of which centers around why it isn't about fishing. The answer, of course, it that I have entire goddamn site about marlin fishing, and I need a place to vent about other things. But I do appreciate the position taken by those who can't handle thoughts that aren't fishing-related, and I want to do my part to address their concerns.
So this week, instead of the usual Hot Babe Friday, I present something all fishermen can appreciate - bait ... in this case, sturgeon roe. Threaded onto a small treble, it's a wonderful bait for all sorts of freshwater fish - perch, sunfish, even the occasional trout would love a chance to nibble on this rare treat. Sure, it stinks if you leave it in the sun too long, but look on the bright side - it makes a great snack if you forget your lunch!
Oh, who am I kidding? You don't really think I give a damn about the fish eggs do you? It's all about the packaging, baby ... in this case, the lovely Italian star Monica Bellucci - who, I might add, is aging far more gracefully than the caviar she's currently wearing. She's 42, and as hot as ever. I'm not a big fan of caviar, but I could learn to appreciate it if it came served in this fashion. But technically, it is fish bait, so maybe now the hardcores can cut me a little slack. Hell, most of them won't be able to look past the bait to realize it's smeared on a great rack, anyway ...
However, right about now, Bob Hoose is on the horn to the Pure Fishing home office, telling them he has a great idea for a new flavor of Gulp! ... or at least a new way to display it for advertising ... 
