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03/29/2007: "You Want To Bleach Your What???"
I love people. They're a constant source of amusement, mostly because so many of them are so stupid. Living here in California, the traditional home of fruits, nuts, and flakes, we get a first-hand look at just how silly the silliest can be. But now and again, even I can be amazed ...
Bloggers and tabloids love Californians for all the fodder they provide, but the real beneficiaries of the stupidity of the Golden State are reality shows. Sure, the most colorful participants tend to be those toothless fellers from down in the holler, but Cali provides the lion's share - especially if vapid beauties are what you're looking for.
So I'm spending a little time last night mindlessly channel surfing, and I come across a scene that stops me in my tracks. There on the screen is a woman, probably in her early thirties but with the world-weary look you get from too much hard living or too much plastic surgery - or both. She's perched on a medical examination table on all fours, ass in the air, wearing nothing but a blouse. Another woman walks up and while making happy small talk, starts to apply a substance to the first woman's butt. She's painting her like her ass was a canvas and her bunghole was a target. "What the hell ... ?", I'm thinking, wondering if I'd stumbled on some obscure local cable access show. Nope - it's E! Television's reality show, "Dr. 90210", and what we're watching is an elective medical procedure referred to as "anal bleaching" - I kid you not.
Now I'll admit that I don't spend a lot of time staring at assholes - other than the metaphorical sense - but apparently there's a certain percentage of the population whose little pink bunghole is surrounded by a darker pigmented area. For at least some of those folks, this is an area of embarassment, and they feel the need to take steps to remedy the situation. Enter anal bleaching, which is exactly what it sounds like - skin bleaching around the vent, leaving a pleasant-looking bottom.
I'm no expert, but if given my choice as showing my brown bung hole to someone I love versus a perfect stranger with a paint brush, I'm going to depend on love. But then, the whole plastic surgery things leave me baffled - just ask anyone whose gone through breast augmentation about how painful it is. All to have a man who didn't respect you before respect you even less with your bolt-on tittles.
But at least you'll have a sparking clean asshole ... 
