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06/08/2007: "Poor Little Eye Candy"
Poor Evangeline Lilly - you really do have to feel sorry for her. For the last three years, she's been "Lost" along with the remaining survivors of Oceanic Flight 815, dodging polar bears, smoke clouds and other island residents with murderous intent. On that show, you never know when a star is gonna get killed, which must be pretty stressful for an actor like Lilly.
Fortunately, she's been able to go home each day to someone who appreciates her dilemma - boyfriend and fellow "Lost" castmate Dominic Monahan. But, fate being what it is, his character got killed off in the season finale. There's not much work for an actor in Hawaii (where "Lost" is filmed), so he's doubtless off to the mainland - leaving Lilly to fend for herself. You can see the fear in her eyes ...
We understand what a difficult time this must be for Evangeline, and, as a public service, are doing our part by putting together a list of potential replacements for the troll ... er, Monahan. The line forms right behind me, fellas ... 
Replies: 6 Comments
On Monday, June 11th, CROCS_they_aint said:
good grief !
she could never run away from a Polar Bear in those heels !
come to think of it, she couldn't run away from us.... but she wouldn't have to - just stamp on any part of our anatomies ("ouch!"
On Wednesday, June 13th, rav_asking_for_plankton said:
Do those High heels look familiar?
They're not the ones the LEGEND Cappy Say uses when doing his swivel-hipped bar-dancing . . . and . . . skiing at night, are they ?
On Thursday, June 14th, afterthought said:
come to think of it, is that really Cappy Say in his legendary bar-dancing and skiing outfit ?
Has anybody seen Jay and Evangeline in the same room at the same time ?
No it can't be - there's no Heine-Keg in the picture !
On Thursday, June 14th, public_service_suggestion said:
and now I take (yet) another look,
I think she may be in need of re-skirting.
Quick ! Send for Mikey Mike ! 
On Thursday, June 14th, MarlinNut said:
Methinks the problem is that you are taking too many looks ...
<-- Roger after he goes blind ... 
On Friday, June 15th, Roger said:
folks told me I would go blind when I started looking at the photos in "Playboy" magazine
(I know, you only get it for the erudite articles - yeah, right !)
so I risked one eye, and now am more shortsighted in one than the other.
====still, it's Friday now (on the East side of "the pond" so I know that soon Stan will put up a new E.C. picture, and I'm sure he will take account of "health and safety" issues for his 'Nut community
)
Poor Evangeline Lilly - you really do have to feel sorry for her. For the last three years, she's been "Lost" along with the remaining survivors of Oceanic Flight 815, dodging polar bears, smoke clouds and other island residents with murderous intent. On that show, you never know when a star is gonna get killed, which must be pretty stressful for an actor like Lilly.
