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06/22/2007: "Horns Of An Eye Candy Dilemma"

Decisions, decisions.

Most of us hate to make decisions. Truth be told, we'll do everything we can to avoid making decisions - we'll put them off as long as possible to keep from having to make them, even when we know they're probably inevitable, anyways.

As a society, we're no better, because now you have to get everybody to agree to make a decision - and that doesn't even count making the decision itself! That's how we get into wars we can't end, and go into denial over global warming - it's so much easier than having to make a decision about it!

So let's boil down this whole decision-making thing and see if you can make a simple decision. Helping us today is model Karolina Kurkova. She's fresh off the annual Victoria's Secret fashion show, and clearly in mid-season form. In fact she's wearing one of their latest creations - a diamond-encrusted bra valued at $6.5 million.

You're a rich businessman for whom $6.5 million is chump change. In fact, you have that much in your pocket right now. So you have a choice - pay $6.5 million for the bra, or pay that much to simply have her take it off. Decisions, decisions, indeed!

So - what's it gonna be?

Replies: 6 Comments

On Friday, June 22nd, Oh No! says 4_of_3 said:

KK is known for her amazing legs (long as triple-braced Rupps' I guess !)

so lovely as this picture is, yet it is a disappointment !

and my question is do I attach treble or single hooks to that glittery jig, after I've paid her to part with it....or do I just lob it (and the rod and reel) over the side and concentrate on "chino - negotiations" aboard, instead ?

I see what you mean about " Decisions, decisions"

On Friday, June 22nd, 2 of 3 said:

Ah.....ga ga ga......aOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

On Friday, June 22nd, MarlinNut said:

The wise investor would hand her the $6.5 million and ask her to hand him the bra. That way, he gets his cake - or rather, Kurk - and gets to eat it, too!

On Sunday, June 24th, 3of4 said:

Americans would get in fewer wars if we saw more boobs. Boobs are good for peace.

Jimmy Carter was great at disguising his appetite for boobs. Cept his lips kinda gave him away

On Sunday, June 24th, MarlinNut said:

"Boobs are good for peace." I couldn't agree more. I think all women who oppose the war should protest by burning their bras ... and their blouses, while they're at it ...

On Monday, June 25th, Jimmy Carter ? Peace, man ! said:

Is that Jimmy "in my heart I have lusted after women" Carter (Playboy - Patti McGuire issue...before she married Jimmy Connors) ?

Whereas Bill Clinton lusted in his oval office after women.