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Home » Archives » August 2007 » Eye Candy Says "Check Your Equipment"

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08/03/2007: "Eye Candy Says "Check Your Equipment""

Note: I picked the topic of "Equipment Failure" for this week's Eye Candy well in advance of Wednesday's tragic example in Minneapolis. Even I'm not that much of an asshole. However, rather than cancel the entry, I will instead dedicate it to all of those hard working rescue workers, who right about now could really use a little distraction ...

They say a craftsman never blames his tools, and yet we often see people try to do just that. It's no different in fishing. Every day here at the SCMO Home Office, we get reports of people fighting a big fish only to have their pole snap or their reel fail - most often with catastrophic results.

Now, I could lecture you about reel maintenance or how to determine if a pole has been compromised, but I'd get about two sentences into that topic before you nodded off - and I couldn't blame you. Not exactly the most riveting topic. So instead, let's put it into terms we can all understand - and will remember.

Check out our Eye Candy friend here. She's pretty hot, isn't she. She did her time working out to get that bikini body in time for summer, and she's picked out just the right suit to insure a memorable day at the beach. Unfortunately, just when the paparazzi arrive to capture the moment - oh, no ... equipment failure and a nipple makes a run for it! It's a memorable photo, all right - for all the wrong reasons!

The next time you're getting ready to set out in search of that once-in-a-lifetime billfish, remember our friend and her escaping nipple. You want your trip to be memorable for the achievement, not the failure, so take the time to make sure your equipment is prepared and up to the challenge.

Another public service message from your friends at SCMO ... big grin

Replies: 4 Comments


On Friday, August 3rd, cover_it_with_a_Black_Reidee ! said:

wonder if Janet Jackson has ever fished for Billfish ?

That photo is no good - her lustrous black hair covers the Braziliano tattoo that must be there.


On Friday, August 3rd, A Black Reidee would hurt......... said:

Her "ta tas" are too big for her top. Oh wait, it looks like there's some guy with gold gloves walking behind her holding her "ta tas" for her.........yeah! That's it!

BR dad.........


On Saturday, August 4th, 3of4 said:

Whoever she is she's pretty. Kinda looks like Steven Tylers lil girl, that Stealing beauty- elf. Is it?


On Sunday, August 5th, 4 of 4 said:

How about some jumping jacks to complete the picture?


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