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08/15/2007: "You're #1 With Us, Too, Babe ..."
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Let's be clear - it's not Friday, and this damned well isn't Eye Candy ...
Kirstie Alley is a talented comedienne and a funny lady, but lately the joke seems to be on her. After blowing up (literally) her career with her weight gain, she managed to develop a positive spin on herself - first with the short-lived series "Fat Actress" and later with her Jenny Craig commercials. But there's clearly nothing funny about the Kirstie we see here - old, bitter and fat, but not funny. We'd like to give her the benefit of the doubt, however, so here are a couple of possible explanations for this photo:
- Someone just confused her for cross-dresser and fellow Scientologist John Travolta.
- You'd be pissed if you were pushed aside for that perky bitch Valerie Bertinelli.
- No, the Chinese food isn't from Jenny Craig, wiseass ...
- She's trying to tell us that, no matter how it looks, she's still eating for one.
Frankly, this shot is so scary I'm not sure that any explanation can fully justify it. All I know is if she comes to your door, just give her the contents of the fridge - it's not worth dying over .. 
