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08/17/2007: "Early Morning Eye Candy"

Not that I have any practical experience, mind you, but I'm going to bet that it's tough being a hot chick actress in La-La Land. Papparazzi to the left, autograph hounds to the right, and all you want to do is take out the trash - what's a girl to do?

Well, in the case of actress Jessica Biel, you apparently take it out yourself. No manservant to carry her garbage - no sir! Fresh from the shower and without a stitch of makeup, she runs the media gauntlet to the trash barrel just like the rest of us - well, like the rest of us would if we looked good in pink and owned fuzzy zebra slippers.

On a related topic, Biels is said to have agreed to show off a few of her, ah, "assets" in her next film. According to the gossip pros at the NY Post's Page Six, Jessica's contract for the upcoming film "Powder Blue" - in which she plays the classic "stripper-with-a-heart-of-gold" - "explicitly details the bare minimum fans will see - including shots of her breasts and butt." Works for me!

Replies: 3 Comments

On Friday, August 17th, plankton_baiter said:

try as I might to read labels through the bag I cannot tell if there are any little cups of CHOCOLATE MOUSSE in there.

Still I think she looks pretty good even without the lure of chocolate mousse (carefully applied)

On Friday, August 17th, Jumbie said:

She is keeping it simple and slumming with root beer cupcakes. Looks like we will be able to check out her cupcakes
and skirtlessness soon.

On Friday, August 17th, MarlinNut said:

Since I have access to the full size image (but not the full size product - damn!), I'll do the whole CSI thing on the trash bag and report back on the contents ...