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08/23/2007: "Don't You Want A Happy Bottom?"

Between my jobs as a software developer and a webmaster, I spend a lot of time on the internet. Even though the World Wide Web has become a mainstream necessity over the past decade, it's still wild and wooly in places. So, after a few years as a dedicated web surfer, one tends to think they've seen it all, especially when it comes to the tricks advertisers use to lure you to their website.

Or not. This morning, while checking out a favorite blog site, I saw the image shown as right, which was accompanied by the statement, "Technology never felt so good."

OK, you got me.

Turns out its an advertisement for something called a Toto Washlet, a bolt-on bidet you can add to your existing toilet for that "fresh all over" feeling. Now being neither cultured nor French, I have no experience with bidets and, frankly, a stream of water unexpectedly hitting my where I sit is liable to just make me jump. But the site makes an eloquent case for their product as an essential part of normal daily hygene - not to mention it's potential as a marital aid for a legion of lonely housewifes out there.

If you, too, bite on the advertisement, be sure to tell them I sent you. And if you see the girl with the tribal tat shown above, be sure to tell her, "Stan says 'Nice Ass'!" ... :-)

Replies: 3 Comments

On Friday, August 24th, 3of4 said:

Take a shower more than once a week you smelly French whores!

Yeh sure the towels look brand new but a case of tp a week is friggen crazy!

On Friday, August 24th, freedom fries said:

Go on then , tell us what "tp" is

On Friday, August 24th, 4of4 said:

On the swimstep, both hands on the transom, a little ass dip in the wash, gives the same effect and does not disrupt the troll pattern, or so says Bart and Peter. Throw her a Dojo Peche and she can really occupy herself on a slow day.