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08/28/2007: "Tell Me They Didn't Need A Calculator To Figure This Out ..."

Remember when you were back in school ... remember the geekiest kid in the class? I'm betting he grew up to be a mathematician. It's just the nature of things ... some boys look at figures, and some boys looks at figures, if you know what I mean.

A group of those grown-up geeks apparently tried to mix the two kinds of figures to come up with the perfect female dimensions. The Cambridge mathematicians determined that if the ratio of a woman's waist to her hips is 0.7, she has the perfect figure to get that alluring slink when she walks.

This ratio provides the body with the right torso strength to produce a more angular swing and bounce to the hips during the walking motion.

Therefore, a woman with a 25in waist and 36in hips would have just the right proportions to carry off a sexy swagger as she walks.

And just who has that perfectly proportioned body? None other than actress Jessica Alba, our reigning Weekend Eye Candy. If you were with us on Friday, you saw her from the front; here she is from the rear, checking out her, um ... "assets" ... :-)

Frankly, I flunked calculus, but I could've told you she was perfect ...

Replies: 3 Comments

On Tuesday, August 28th, "2 of 3" or is it "2 of 4"? said:

Come here, sit on my lap, and let me scratch you where its itchy. Or am I ITCHY?

On Wednesday, August 29th, RavTAn said:

I just got around to looking down at her feet (some considerable time after first admiring) and realise it looks rather like she is Walking on Water ! !
She's not THAT perfect, is she ?

On Monday, September 3rd, 3 of 3 said:

I'll help her pick sand out of her cracks anytime.