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12/05/2007: "The Perfect Gift For That Hard-To-Buy-For Relative"
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We all have that one person on our holiday shopping list. You know who - the one who has everything already, so it doesn't really matter what you buy ... they won't be impressed. You rack your brain looking for something so unique, so special, so obscure that they absolutely have to be surprised - just to be disappointed again. There has to be something out there that they don't have ...
How 'bout a porn star's boobies?
Once again, Mary Carey - aging porn starlet and erstwhile politician - has found a way to make headlines. Last time we saw Miss Carey, she was being dropped by her "studio" because she'd violated their "all natural" policy on breasts. Apparently, though, she's had a change of heart and had the implants removed. And what do you think she's doing with the now-unnecessary appliances? Same thing everyone with something they don't want any does - she's selling them on eBay. Said Mary ...
"Now that I'm sober, I wanted a new physical state to go along with my new mental state," said Carey. "I thought the auction would be a great way to spread some holiday cheer and to make sure someone out there has a Mary Mary Christmas."
Talk about owning the ultimate celebrity collectible. Imagine if these babies could talk - the things they've seen. To be fair, she's showing true holiday spirit, as a portion of sale of the autographed implants is going to charity.
So bid now while they're still available. As I write this, the high bid is just over $2,500 - but you know it's gonna go higher. And why not - it's not like you're gonna find these in the Sharper Image holiday catalog ... 
