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12/17/2007: "I'm Shocked, I Tell You ... Shocked!"

In an event less predictable only than tomorrow's sunrise, Pam Anderson has filed for divorce from Husband #3, Rick Salomon. You remember Rick - it was his member you saw Paris Hilton working on in that famous videotape. After agreeing to sleep with him to pay off a gambling debt (seriously), they decided to marry. Go figure. Seems like just months ago we were laughing at their nuptials - oh wait ... it was just months! The divorce papers claim irreconcilable differences - yeah, like when they sobered up, they hated each other ...

UPDATE: If you believe Harvey Levin and the folks over at TMZ, the happy couple is happy once again. Supposedly, they had a really big fight on Friday, then Pam filed papers this morning but immediately reconciled with Salomon. Whatever.

Better get in line now, boys, this beauty can't stay on the market long ...