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02/29/2008: "Weekend Eye Candy - Post-Oscar Holy Melony Edition"
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Last weekend was the Academy Awards, an opportunity for all of Hollywood's beautiful people to pull out their finest and put on a show for the camera. With the writer's strike having cancelled most of this year's other awards ceremonies, additional pressure was put on the guests to pull out all the stops - and they didn't appoint.
There's more to Oscar night than just the Academy Awards ceremony, of course. Just because you didn't get the all-important invite to the Kodak Theater doesn't mean you won't have opportunities to shine. Just ask our Eye Candy, Sofia Vergara. She was at Elton John's annual combination Oscar watching party / AIDS charity fundraiser - and look ... she brought her friends!
Now, I could go on about her accomplishments as a model and actress, but I think we both know why she has won the coveted title of Weekend Eye Candy - the rack.
That's right, her breasts. Her big, heaving, South American breasts. I'm not even going to pretend that there's any other reason.
Take a good look, boys - for those of you who've spent too long watching stick-thin models dominate the media, that's what breasts look like. I hear they're making a comeback - and I for one am thrilled ... 
