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03/05/2008: "We Need More Women Like This"

It's a fact of life - some men score better with women than others. As one of those "others", I can vouch for this. It doesn't matter if it's an attractive coworker or the girl pouring my drink, whatever witty pickup line I might have is inevitably drowned out in my mind by the lyrics to Rick Springfield's "How Do You Talk To Girls" - "... I get confused by their bodies ... I get tangled in their curls ..."

But enough about me. Turns out there might be help on the horizon for every man who ever tripped over his own tongue asking for a phone number. Supermodel Karolina Kurkova has seen the problem, and has the solution - she makes the first move!

Kurkova says she'll approach a man if he seems too nervous to do it himself. "They want to, but they don't know how," Kurkova said. "I sometimes make the move, and then they're getting red, and they'll start sweating, and they're like, 'Uh.' They forget their names. I just think it's very sweet."

The 24-year-old Czech beauty realizes she can be intimidating. "I guess sometimes when you're wearing 12-inch heels and you have your hair down and you have a beautiful dress on, it doesn't help," she said. "But I always try just to be like, 'It's okay. Don't worry. I'm still normal. I'm human. I'm like any other girl.'"

Any other girl? Whodathunkit? Now if we cold just get this revolutionary concept to other members of the female population ... and you know who who are ... big grin

Replies: 3 Comments


On Wednesday, March 5th, 1 of 4 said:

It's real simple. I tell her that I'm 100% Czech and I'm sporting an 10" Dojo Peche that will rock her "O". I'm in.


On Wednesday, March 5th, MarlinNut said:

Hopefully, she doesn't know that a DP is a soft lure ... crying


On Thursday, March 6th, Rav_shy_Tan said:

"normal girl" ? well I'd like to think so but... "Wearing 12 inch heels" ? ! ? !

perhaps it was a missprint? perhaps she meant 12 centimetre heels ?

perhaps she's a stalker...sorry ! .... I mean stilt-walker ?


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