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04/04/2008: "Random Thoughts Eye Candy - Part II"

Several months back, we posed the question, "How can you look this ridiculously hot doing nothing more than selecting a grade of gas?" The "someone" in question was Maria Menounos, and we never did receive a satisfactory explanation. Never one to accept defeat, or to leave a question unanswered, I'll try again:

How can you look this ridiculously hot doing nothing more than selecting a song on their iPod?

In this example, the aforementioned Ms. Menounos is setting out on her morning jog, and has stopped to give the paparazzi a good look ... er, select inspirational running music on her iPod. Now, do we really think she dressed like this just because it was efficient exercise attire? Do we think she was maybe - just maybe - pandering to folks like us who like to watch? Do we care?

Now, it's true this is the second time we've used Maria as an example - and as eye candy - this year. But we at the Home Office feel it is important that we pursue this issue vigorously until it is resolved.

It could also just be that there's something special about a little Greek girl ...

Replies: 2 Comments

On Friday, April 4th, 1 of 4 said:

Based on the photo, I'd like to think I could have sex with Maria for hours on end, but the sad reality is that I'd last 1 or 2 minutes.

On Saturday, April 5th, client 10 said:

Jacket off the shoulders and open at the start of the run (before warming up) ?

I think she's being kind to us

Isn't pandering a criminal offense in California ?

I think Stan should vigourously pursue this picaresque cool character, until the question is resolved.