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04/11/2008: "Someone Deserves Credit For This Eye Candy ..."

I'm just not sure who:

a) God
b) Her implant surgeon
c) The guy who Photoshopped this pic within pixels of its life.

And I guess at some point, I don't even care. After all, it's really about the result, isn't it?

We've talked before here at the MB about the uniquely British phenomenon of the Page 3 Girl, and the fame some gain for nothing more than losing their clothes (specifically, here, here, and here). If there's a queen amongst the mammarily-gifted, though, it has to be Keeley Hazell. So far as I can tell, she's demonstrated no other talents than an ability to look smoking hot on command, and makes a pretty fine living doing it.

From our friends at Wikipedia:

Keeley Rebecca Hazell (born on 18 September 1986) is an English Page 3 Girl and glamour model noted for her large, natural breasts (UK bra size 32E).

And I guess that about says it all. I'm still waiting for proof on the "natural breasts" thing - as we demonstrated in our last entry, you can't always trust a photograph ...

Replies: 2 Comments

On Tuesday, April 15th, Ravelling said:

That's one of the nicest photos I've ever seen of her, despite the slightly vacant expression, and one with the most clothing on !

32E, eh ? she must have tiny lungs (in proportion) !

For those who care (yes - she actually has a head , at the top of the photo - go on, look up a bit!) she usually smiles.

On Wednesday, April 16th, Randy Rav said:

oh my !

http://images.google.co.uk/images?q=Keeley+Hazell&gbv=2&ndsp=18&hl=en&start=0&sa=N
(notice this is google images uk)

I like the "soccer team" at the bottom of page 1 !