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05/21/2008: "That's Why They Call It "The Mile-High Club" ..."
Ever since we saw Dean Martin operate as a pilot in "Airport", pilots and stewardesses have had this reputation as bed hoppers. This probably won't help.
Jeffrey Paul Bradford, 24, and Adrianna Grace Connor, 24, both employees of Pinnacle Airlines Inc., were at a diner on Sunday night before they apparently decided to take a walk, police said.
"They told the officer they wanted to go do it in the woods, essentially," said Lower Swatara Township Police Sgt. Richard Brandt. "That's the best answer they had."
Things went awry when people who live in the neighborhood summoned police around 9:30 p.m., saying they had seen a naked man and an intoxicated woman.
A helicopter with heat-seeking equipment was called in, and Bradford was discovered hiding behind a shed shortly before midnight.
His only attire was a pair of flip-flops and a wristwatch.
Both were arrested and charged with public drunkenness; he also got hit with indecent exposure (but not her - a double standard, but she was probably hot ... 
). Needless to say, they've both been suspended from their "day jobs" ...
Guess they should have kept the sex in the air where it belongs ... 
